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"A BOY...

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OLIVER TWIST..."

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WHAT?

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SO WHERE'S THE TWIST?

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AND I HAD SUCH
GREAT EXPECTATIONS.

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AH.

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NOW HERE'S A STORY

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YOU CAN SINK YOUR TEETH INTO...

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A TOOTHSOME TALE OF TOMMYROT

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GUARANTEED TO SCARE
THE DICKENS OUT OF YOU.

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LEAN IN, FRIGHT FANS.

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I'M GOING TO LET
YOU IN ON<i> THE SECRET.</i>

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Woman: DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

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NOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER

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IS THAT THESE BOYS CANNOT...

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I REPEAT... CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

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Second woman: THEY
SEEM SO SWEET.

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I'M NOT HAVING ANY
PROBLEMS AT ALL.

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HA HA. OF COURSE
THEY SEEM SWEET.

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THEY SEEM DARLING, DON'T THEY?

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SOME OF THEM HAVE TO BE
WATCHED EVERY SINGLE MINUTE.

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I HAVE BEEN RUNNING THIS
ORPHANAGE FOR 20 YEARS.

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YOU KNOW HOW MANY
BOYS I'VE RAISED?

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NO, MA'AM.

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AT THIS POINT...

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AND THE WORST
THING IS THEY CHEAT.

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DON'T YOU EVER SEE THEM CHEAT?

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THEY LOOK AT EACH
OTHER'S PAPERS.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN.

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WELL, I'M TELLING
YOU THAT THEY DO.

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AND I WANT YOU TO
UNDERSTAND THAT.

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DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

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YES. I UNDERSTAND.

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YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO
LEARN ABOUT DISCIPLINE.

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IT'S OUR DUTY TO PROTECT
THESE LITTLE RAGAMUFFINS

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FROM BECOMING
JUVENILE DELINQUENTS.

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YES, MA'AM.

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THERE'S ONE MORE THING.

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WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THEODORE.

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HE'S WELL PAST THE
DESIRABLE AGE FOR PLACEMENT.

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MOST ADOPTIVE
PARENTS ARE LOOKING

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FOR SOME CUTE LITTLE TODDLER.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO
HIS REAL PARENTS?

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YOU MUST NEVER EVER
MENTION HIS REAL PARENTS.

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DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

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OR HIS BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS.

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YES, MA'AM.

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THEODORE! GET OUT OF HERE.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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YOU WERE SPYING, WEREN'T YOU?

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NO, MISS HAGSTEAD. I WAS HUNGRY.

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YOU LITTLE RAT!

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STEALING FOOD WHILE THE
OTHER CHILDREN SLEEP?

54
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I'M BIGGER THAN THE OTHER KIDS.

55
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AND THAT GIVES YOU THE
RIGHT TO SNEAK AROUND

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IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT? DOES IT?

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DOES IT?

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TAKE HIM BACK UPSTAIRS.

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MAKE SURE...

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THAT HE DOESN'T
LEAVE HIS ROOM AGAIN.

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YES, MA'AM.

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YOU AND MISS HAGSTEAD

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WERE TELLING SECRETS
ABOUT ME, WEREN'T YOU?

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WHAT MISS HAGSTEAD AND I
DISCUSS AT NIGHT IS VERY PRIVATE.

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MISS HEATHER, DO YOU
HAVE TO LOCK ME IN MY ROOM?

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SHH. I DON'T MAKE
THE RULES, THEO.

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JUST TRY AND GET A
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

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THERE'LL BE OATMEAL AND
WARM BISCUITS FOR BREAKFAST.

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AND WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

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WELL, WE'LL HAVE VEGETABLE
SOUP AND CRACKERS

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AND LEMONADE AND...

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MISS HAGSTEAD!

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MISS HAGSTEAD, THEODORE'S GONE.

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I WENT TO HIS ROOM
TO GET HIM OUT,

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AND HIS WINDOW WAS
OPEN, AND HE WAS GONE.

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OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'LL BE BACK.

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HE HAS THESE LITTLE TEMPER
TANTRUMS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

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AND RUNS OFF FOR A FEW HOURS.

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HE'S INCORRIGIBLE. WE'VE
GOT TO TRY TO GET RID OF HIM.

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WELL. GOOD MORNING, THEODORE.

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CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOW

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AND SLIDING DOWN THE
DRAIN PIPE IN A STORM

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IS DIRTY WORK, ISN'T IT?

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I WANT YOU TO GET
OUT OF THOSE CLOTHES

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AND HELP JOEY IN
THE KITCHEN. NOW!

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YES, MA'AM.

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HE'S GETTING WORSE.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

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BETWEEN BOOGERS AND BROCCOLI?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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KIDS DON'T EAT BROCCOLI.

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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

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BUT DON'T TELL THAT
TO MISS HAGSTEAD.

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THEO, I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS.

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JOEY, WHY DON'T YOU
RUN OFF AND PLAY?

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PLAY, PLAY, PLAY.

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I NEVER GET TO STICK
AROUND FOR THE GOOD STUFF.

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THEO, THERE'S SOME SPECIAL
PEOPLE COMING HERE TONIGHT.

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THEY'RE VERY INTERESTED
IN MEETING YOU.

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IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE
MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

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YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHAT
THIS COULD MEAN, DON'T YOU?

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CHEER UP, BUCKAROO. IT'S OK.

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Miss Hagstead: MISS HEATHER.

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YES, MA'AM. COMING.

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Woman: YOU ARE PERFECT.

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ISN'T HE PERFECT?

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MMM.

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HE'S PERFECT.

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WE'LL TAKE HIM.

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ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE EXCUSED.

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EXCELLENT CHOICE.

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WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO GO?

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THEODORE.

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OH, I UNDERSTAND.

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THIS IS YOUR HOME, THEODORE.

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BUT WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO COME AND LIVE WITH US

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IN THE LAP OF LUXURY?

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IMAGINE...

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HAVING YOUR OWN BATHROOM

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WITH TOWELS THAT HAVE
YOUR INITIALS ON THEM.

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BUT COULD I TAKE JOEY?

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DOO-DOO-DOO. THEODORE.

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MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
DISCUSS IT OVER A CUP OF TEA.

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THEODORE, YOU WANNA
COME HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN?

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EXCUSE US.

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NOW LISTEN TO ME, YOU
PESKY LITTLE SPUTNIK!

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IF THESE PEOPLE WANT
YOU, YOU'RE GOING.

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WHERE ARE MY REAL
PARENTS, MISS HAGSTEAD?

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YOUR REAL PARENTS?

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OH, THEODORE.

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THEODORE, THEY WERE KILLED

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WHEN YOU WERE
JUST A LITTLE BABY.

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HOW DID THEY DIE?

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WHAT?

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I...

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THE DETAILS AREN'T IMPORTANT.

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OH, THEODORE.

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THE COLBERTS, THEY'RE
A LITTLE ECCENTRIC,

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BUT THEY'RE GOING TO PROVIDE YOU

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WITH A LOVELY HOME,

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GOOD, SWEET THINGS TO EAT.

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YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU?

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Mrs. Colbert: HOME AT LAST.

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OH, IT WON'T BE LONG

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BEFORE YOU'LL FORGET

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ALL ABOUT THAT NASTY
OLD ORPHANAGE, THEODORE.

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WON'T IT BE
WONDERFUL HAVING HIM?

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Mr. Colbert: MMM.

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WONDERFUL...

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HAVING HIM.

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WOW.

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IT'S LIKE A MUSEUM.

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LILITU, HUSH.

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YOU MUST NEVER TOUCH
ANYTHING, THEODORE.

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SOME OF THESE OBJECTS
ARE EXTREMELY OLD,

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AND OTHERS HAVE...

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SENTIMENTAL VALUE.

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WOW.

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THANKS A LOT...

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YOU'VE BEEN SO PATIENT.

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WE'VE WAITED SO LONG.

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MMM.

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MRS. COLBERT.

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WHY DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?

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MR. COLBERT?

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MR. COLBERT?

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WHAT DID MISS
HAGSTEAD TELL THEM?

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BREAKFAST, YOUNG SIR.

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WOW.

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I'LL BE SERVING ALL YOUR MEALS

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WHILE THE COLBERTS
ARE AWAY AT WORK.

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IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN GET
FOR YOU, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

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NAME IS TOBIAS.

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THANK YOU, TOBIAS.

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MAY I HAVE A GLASS OF MILK?

176
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HOW ABOUT A MILKSHAKE?

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I THINK I'M GOING
TO LIKE IT HERE.

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ONE MILKSHAKE COMING RIGHT UP.

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AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING
ELSE YOU DESIRE,

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PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CALL.

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WHY ARE THERE BARS
OUTSIDE THE WINDOWS?

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THERE ARE BARS OUTSIDE ALL
THE WINDOWS IN THIS HOUSE...

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FOR SECURITY.

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THE COLBERTS COLLECT ANTIQUES.

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MMM.

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OH, WHAT A GLORIOUS NIGHT.

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MMM. GLORIOUS.

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MRS. COLBERT?

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WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY
IN MY ROOM ALL DAY

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WHILE YOU AND
MR. COLBERT ARE AT WORK?

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YOU'RE THE MOST PRECIOUS
THING WE HAVE, THEODORE.

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WE DON'T WANT TO
RISK YOUR GETTING LOST

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IN THOSE WOODS. MM-HMM.

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AND TOBIAS IS MUCH TOO
OLD TO BE CHASING AFTER YOU.

195
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I'VE BEEN THINKING.

196
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MAYBE SOMETIME, COULD WE GO OUT?

197
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YOU KNOW, LIKE TO THE MOVIES

198
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OR ROLLER SKATING
OR A BALL GAME,

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LIKE A REAL FAMILY.

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WHAT A LOVELY IDEA, THEODORE.

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UNFORTUNATELY, MR. COLBERT
AND I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.

202
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BUT WE'RE IN THE
MIDST OF PLANNING

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SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL
FOR YOU, THEODORE.

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VERY SPECIAL.

205
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REALLY? WHAT?

206
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OH, IT'S A SECRET. WHEN?

207
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YOU DON'T WANT US TO
SPOIL THE SECRET, DO YOU?

208
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I HATE SECRETS.

209
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MMM.

210
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Tobias: LUNCH TIME.

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WE HAVE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

212
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AND A CHOCOLATE
SUNDAE WITH EXTRA SYRUP.

213
00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,357
HERE WE ARE.

214
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WE NEVER GOT FOOD LIKE
THIS AT THE ORPHANAGE.

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TOBIAS.

216
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:10,704
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN COME
BACK AND VISIT BEFORE SUPPER?

217
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I SUPPOSE I COULD COME BACK,

218
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AND WE COULD PLAY A
LITTLE CARDS OR SOMETHING.

219
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Miss Hagstead: IT'S OUR DUTY TO
PROTECT THESE LITTLE RAGAMUFFINS

220
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FROM BECOMING
JUVENILE DELINQUENTS.

221
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:05,859
Miss Heather: YES, MA'AM.

222
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IT'S OUR DUTY.

223
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YES, MA'AM.

224
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YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO
LEARN ABOUT DISCIPLINE.

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DISCIPLINE,
DISCIPLINE, DISCIPLINE.

226
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Miss Hagstead: MISS HEATHER!

227
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IS THAT KITCHEN CLEANED UP YET?

228
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IS SOMETHING WRONG, THEO?

229
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NO.

230
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I JUST DON'T FEEL
LIKE PLAYING ANYMORE.

231
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WHERE ARE THE COLBERTS?

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WELL...

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THEY'RE INDISPOSED.

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SURPRISE!

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♪ A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOU ♪

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♪ A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOU ♪

237
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♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THEODORE ♪

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HURRY, THEODORE.
BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES.

239
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OH, GOOD!

240
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BUT IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.

241
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WELL, OF COURSE IT ISN'T, DEAR.

242
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THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A SURPRISE.

243
00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:21,903
IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD,
BUT I'M REALLY NOT HUNGRY.

244
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:25,840
I HAD A COUPLE BOXES OF
CRACKER JACKS ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

245
00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:28,793
WELL, SAVE IT FOR LATER, THEN.

246
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,662
WELL, YOU BOYS ENJOY YOURSELVES.

247
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,232
YOUR FATHER AND I ARE GOING OUT

248
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,100
TO PAINT THE TOWN RED.

249
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,458
OPEN YOUR PRESENTS, THEODORE.

250
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,560
GOOD NIGHT... SON.

251
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,746
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
WORKED FOR THE COLBERTS?

252
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:08,382
FOR A LONG TIME.

253
00:16:10,086 --> 00:16:11,564
SINCE I WAS A YOUNG MAN.

254
00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:13,521
WHEN YOU WERE A KID,

255
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:16,557
DID YOUR MOM AND DAD WORK
EVERY DAY LIKE THE COLBERTS DO?

256
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,813
I NEVER KNEW MY
MOTHER AND FATHER.

257
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,515
YOU, TOO?

258
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,084
YES.

259
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,299
I WAS AN ORPHAN, LIKE YOURSELF.

260
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,807
WERE YOU EVER ADOPTED?

261
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:34,175
NO.

262
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,145
THERE WAS A TOBIAS
AT THE ORPHANAGE,

263
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,063
BUT WE CALLED HIM TOBY.

264
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,999
DOES ANYBODY CALL YOU TOBY?

265
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,317
NO.

266
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:49,556
BUT YOU MAY IF YOU INSIST.

267
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,409
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, TOBY.

268
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,730
Mrs. Colbert: TOBIAS!

269
00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,565
TIME FOR BED.

270
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TOBY?

271
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,563
GOOD NIGHT, TOBY.

272
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,233
GOOD NIGHT, MY BOY.

273
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,320
Mr. Colbert: WAKE HIM
UP WHEN WE RETURN.

274
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,366
Mrs. Colbert: NO.
THIS WAS MY IDEA.

275
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:55,823
I'LL CALL THE SHOTS,

276
00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:57,225
AND I'LL DECIDE

277
00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:01,362
WHEN OUR LITTLE ORPHANED
DELICACY IS READY FOR...

278
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:02,980
IS READY FOR...

279
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:07,702
SHH! I CAN HEAR HIS
LITTLE HEART BEATING.

280
00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:21,882
SUCH A SWEET BOY.

281
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:29,056
I DON'T THINK I CAN
WAIT MUCH LONGER.

282
00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:30,575
WHEN WE GET HOME,

283
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,603
WE'LL TELL HIM OUR SECRET.

284
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:40,794
WAKE UP, THEODORE.
WE HAVE TO GO.

285
00:19:40,863 --> 00:19:41,795
HURRY!

286
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:42,796
I DON'T FEEL WELL.

287
00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:43,909
I HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

288
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,933
IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE.

289
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,071
WELL, WELL.

290
00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:53,540
HELLO, BOYS.

291
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,561
MAKING OFF WITH THE
GOODS, ARE WE, TOBIAS?

292
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,380
BUT WE HAVEN'T TOLD
HIM OUR SECRET YET.

293
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,882
I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT.

294
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,134
WE MADE A DEAL, TOBIAS.

295
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,403
YOU ASKED FOR IMMORTALITY.

296
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,889
TONIGHT WE GIVE IT TO YOU.

297
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,407
NOT BAD COMPENSATION

298
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,510
FOR A LITTLE BABY-SITTING JOB.

299
00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:15,596
TOBIAS!

300
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:21,385
DON'T YOU WANT EVERLASTING LIFE?

301
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,869
EVERLASTING LIFE?

302
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,873
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING
MORE TEDIOUS AND BORING.

303
00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:28,792
YOU QUIT, I TAKE IT.

304
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,327
PLEASE.

305
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,696
LET THE BOY GO.

306
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,750
BUT HIS BLOOD IS SO SWEET NOW.

307
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,847
NO! THEODORE, RUN!

308
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,944
NO! TOBY!

309
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,715
TOBY!

310
00:20:58,941 --> 00:20:59,890
LILITU!

311
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,326
LEAVE SOME FOR US!

312
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,228
Mr. Colbert: GOOD DOG, LILITU.

313
00:22:30,966 --> 00:22:32,750
WHEW.

314
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,314
IF WE WEREN'T ALREADY
DEAD, THEODORE,

315
00:22:35,338 --> 00:22:38,578
YOU'D BE THE DEATH
OF US. HA HA HA.

316
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:43,093
NOW I KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO MY PARENTS.

317
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:47,264
I KNOW WHY MISS HAGSTEAD
WANTED TO GET RID OF ME.

318
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:49,166
I HAVE A SECRET,
TOO, MRS. COLBERT.

319
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,095
I'M SURE YOU HAVE, DEAR.

320
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,387
AND MINE IS BETTER THAN YOURS.

321
00:22:55,892 --> 00:22:58,592
I'M A WEREWOLF.

322
00:22:58,661 --> 00:23:03,330
AND I HAVE AN
APPETITE FOR VAMPIRES!

323
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,966
AAH!

324
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,152
AAH!

325
00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:37,909
WHO IS IT? WHO'S THERE?

326
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,866
SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH!

327
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:42,869
YOU'LL WAKE THE WHOLE
DAMN LOT OF THEM.

328
00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:53,030
GOOD EVENING, MISS
HAGSTEAD, MISS HEATHER.

329
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,018
I'M HOME.

330
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,873
YOU'RE BACK.

331
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,792
I KNOW MY SECRET, MISS HAGSTEAD,

332
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,845
AND I THINK SOME THINGS

333
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:10,313
ARE GOING TO CHANGE AROUND HERE.

334
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,903
AAH! AAH!

335
00:24:23,446 --> 00:24:26,713
FINALLY THE KID
GETS THE UPPER HAND,

336
00:24:26,782 --> 00:24:30,084
OR SHOULD I SAY THE UPPER PAW?

337
00:24:30,152 --> 00:24:34,270
JUST WHEN MOM AND POP ARE
ABOUT TO SATISFY THEIR SWEET TOOTH,

338
00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:39,075
THEODORE DECIDES TO WOLF
DOWN SOMETHING BESIDES SWEETS.

339
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:45,582
WELL, THAT'S ALL
FOR NOW, KIDDIES.

340
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,601
AS ONE COW SAID TO THE OTHER

341
00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:50,136
AS THEY HEADED OFF TO SLAUGHTER,

342
00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:52,155
TILL NEXT WE MEAT.

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